I Am A Robot

The Anthology “I Am Not A Robot” came out, and inside my author bio cheekily states “Mara Shepherd is not a robot.” I would like to amend that statement. Since those words were published, on suspicions of being a bot I have been locked out of Facebook once, Discord twice, and the actual Google search engine three times. Solving the capechas does not solve my problem because as soon as I start to use the platforms again they lock me out again for being a robot, and we go on like this in a loop. When describing the frustration to one of my classmates I said it made no sense because: “we are not advanced enough for this level of self awareness.” It turns out I have subconsciously been AI all along.